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I'm an illiterate lexophile, aspiring millionaire, chronically recovering fangirl, and fashion aficionado.

enjoy my ramblings. (^-^)

teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

LOL.  Bonus answer—

image

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

niggaimdeadass:

melvinburch:

Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.

THIS IS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOO CUTE OHHH MY GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: unknownparadiseee)

asthetiques:

I’M WORKING ON MYSELF, FOR MYSELF, BY MYSELF.

asthetiques:

I’M WORKING ON MYSELF, FOR MYSELF, BY MYSELF.

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

God didn’t create people, people created god.

R. M. (via blood-rouge)

this scares me

(via pregnantmermaidsyo)

(Source: igadrobisz)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.